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= 100% Harmith-Original & Pure * No added substances *
17 December 2008 @ 1:44:00 AM
Wat's In Harmith's miserable Life TODAY!Narrator Of This Guy's Life
RULES: DO THE "LETTER MEME". TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE,AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT, INFORMING THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME,AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY.HOW YOU DO THE LETTER MEME:Dear(the last person who sent you a message)I don't really know how to tell you this, but___1___I think I realized it____2______3____and I saw you___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're___6___enough to understand___7___.I'm returning___8___to you,but I'll keep___9___as a memory. You should also know that I___10______11.___12___,-your name-
Q1 what's the colour of your shirt?Blue-our romance is overRed-our affair is overWhite-I'll join the monasteryBlack-I dislike youGreen-our horoscope doesn't matchGrey-you are a pervertYellow-I'm selling myselfPink-your nostrils are insultingBrown-the mafia wants youNo shirt-you're a loserOther-I'm in love with your sisterQ2 which is your birth month?January-that nightFebruary-last yearMarch-when your dwarf bit meApril-when I tripped on sesame seedsMay-first of MayJune-when you put cuffs on meJuly-When I threw upAugust-when I saw the shrunken headSeptember-when we skinny dippedOctober-when I quoted SantaNovember-when your dog ran amokDecember-when I changed tennis shoes3.which food do you prefer?Tacos-in your apartmentPizza-in your camping carPasta-outside of ChicagoHamburger-under the busSalad-as you ate enchiladaChicken-in your closetKabob-with Paris HiltonFish-in women's clothingSandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna-at the mental hospitalHot dog-under a state of tranceNone of the above-with george bush and his wifeQ4 what's the color of your sock?Blue-knock outRed-InsultWhite-carve your insults intoBlack-ignorePurple-pour syrup ontoGrey-pull your clothes offBrown-put leeches onOrange-castrateBrown-the mafia wants youPink-pull the toupee offBarefoot-sit onOther-drive outQ5 what's your favourite colour?Black-my best friendWhite-my fatherGrey-Bill ClintonBrown-my fart balloonPurple-my mustard souffleRed-donald duckBlue-avocado plantYellow-my penpal in GhanaOrange-my Kid Rock-collectionPink-Manchester United's goalkeeperNone-my John F. Kennedy-statueOther-MeQ6 what do you prefer to watch on TV?Scrubs-ManO.C-emotionalOne Tree Hill-openHeroes-frostbittenLost-highHouse-scarredSimpsons-cowardlyThe news-mongolicIdol-masochisticFamily Guy-senileTop Model-middle-classNone of the above-ashamedQ7 what is your mood right now?Happy-how awful I've feltSad-how boring you areBored-that santa doesnt existAngry-that your pimples are at the last stageDepressed-that we're cousinsExcited-that there is no solution to thisNervous-the middle-eastWorried-that your Honda sucksApathetic-that I did a sex changeAshamed-that I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly-that I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous-that I'm openOther-that Extreme Home Makeover sucksQ8 what's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?White-your ringYellow-your love lettersRed-your Darth Varder posterBlack-your tame stoneBlue-the couch cushionsGreen-the pictures from LAOrange-your false teethBrown-your contact bookGrey-our matching snoopy bibsPurple-your old lottery couponsPink-the cut toenailsOther-your memories from the military serviceQ9 the first letter of your name?A/B-your photoC/D-the oil stocksE/F-your neighbour MartinG/H-my virginityI/J-the result of your blood sampleK/L-your left earM/N-your suicide notesO/P-my common senseQ/R-your momS/T-your collection of butterfliesU/V-your criminal recordW/X-David's tricot outfitsY/Z-your grades from collegeQ10 the last letter in your name?A/B-always will rememberC/D-never will forgetE/F-always wanted to breakG/H-never openly mockedI/J-always have felt dirty beforeK/L-will tell the authorities aboutM/N-told in my confession today aboutO/P-was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R-told my psychiatrist aboutS/T-get sick when i think ofU/V-always will try to forgetW/X-am better off withoutY/Z-never likedQ11 what do you prefer to drink?Water-our friendshipBeer-senilitySoft drink-a new life as a cloneSoda-the incarnation as an eskimoMilk-the apartment buildingWine-cocaine abuseCider-a passionate interest for miceJuice-Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water-embarrassing rashHot chocolate-eggplant-fetishismWhisky-to ruin the second world warOther-to hate the Boston CelticsQ12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand-Warm regardsUSA-Best regardsEngland-Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain-Go and drown yourselfChina-Disgusting regardsJapan-Go burnGreece-Your everlasting enemyAustralia-Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt-Fuck off nowFrance-In painOther-Greetings to your freaky familyDear ( I blog hop one, so ... )
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you! I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you carve your insults into my best friend.I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage.I'm returning the couch cushions to you,but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-Harmith-5 People tagged by me :
No one!!!;
You do it, u are a @%^&$^##&#^&!
Lazy to rearrange....ask me in msn if u want to proper order!
Till next time, I'm Harmith!